This is the official 'KROH KRAZIES' webpage

It is dedicated to the worship of the man, the myth, and the stud that is Evan Kroh.

SOME EVAN KROH FAQS:

How did Evan become so sexy?

Did it happen overnight?

Whats his shoe size (wink wink)?

Does he like guys too?

What about Polish Sausage?

Has he ever...ya know...with a farm animal?

Is he related to the bird?

Does he ever tune his instrument?

What is his favorite colour?

What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden African swallow?

Does he have a sister?

Has he considered a sex change?

Will he please call (219) 432-9595?

Does he like Matt Powell...not that he likes Evan or something...its a completely straight question...I'm really not gay...seriously...I can be straight and still find Evan massively arousing...can't I?

Why did you leave me you bastard?

What is the square root of (324.53^23) + ((665-24) * (324d)) if the sky is red?

ANSWERS

*How did Evan become so sexy? Evan, since he was six, has used an ancient Indian herbal cream on his body that purifies all the negative ions in his nether regions... this relieves a lot of stress... making him younger looking and freakishly handsome.

*Did it happen overnight? Interestingly enough yes. May 13, 1997 Evan woke up after having used the cream (which is comprised of yams, goat's vomit, and cow sperm) and found that he had transformed from the massively and violently ugly boy he had been in his youth, to be... well... violently beautiful.

*Whats his shoe size (wink, wink)? Evan doesn't wear shoes. He can't find any to fit his feet (wink, wink). Usually he just uses bay leaves and rubber cement when he goes out in public.

*Does he like guys too? Let me state this now: we here at the Kroh Krazies have attempted on twenty-eight different occasions to 'pick-up' Evan as it were. He refused twenty-three times.

*What about Polish Sausage? Paul, Evan has made it very clear on many occasions that he has a massive hatred of immigrants.

*Has he ever... ya know... with a farm animal? Not directly. Evan has had... ya know... with many people and some of whom in turn have had... ya know... with farm animals. Evan is more of a purist. He likes second-hand... ya know... with farm animals.

*Is he related to the bird? Evan is a direct seedling of David Crosby, the Byrd. Long before Melissa Etheridge was ever in the picture, David Crosby (right as he was going to jail) donated his 'self' to youth organizations across the country. Evan's mother picked up a dose and well... in the soup as they say...

*Does he ever tune his instrument? Evan tries to keep his intrument in tune but its hard with all the knobs. He polishes it on a regular basis, though.

*Whats his favorite colour? In countless Playgirl Profiles, Evan has named his favorite colour as Indigo or Pinkish-yellow.

*What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden African swallow? He says its five but we have our doubts.

*Does he have a sister? Not yet, but secret sources say his brother Eric (a direct seedling of Ulysses S. Grant) is considering a sex change operation... we'll keep this news updated as information is availible.

*Has he considered a sex change? Actually earlier this year, Evan finally decided he was happy in his male form. But the years of sexual harrasment from guys named Earl, recently married french teachers, and other random men there was a lot of therapy needed to make him feel like a man.

*Will he please call (219) 432-7503? Yes, Alex. He says he's been busy but the appointment is still on for 4:20 this Friday.

*Does he like Matt Powell...not that he likes Evan or something...its a completely straight question...I'm really not gay...seriously...I can be straight and still find Evan massively arousing...can't I?? Yes, Matt. He likes you as a friend but nothing more. The restraining order still stands but he is willing to listen. Evan's email address is evankroh@krohkrazies.tripod.com and he will talk to you. And yes you can be not-gay and still find Evan 'massively' arousing.

*Why did you leave me you bastard? Evan, officially on the record, will not say why he left you... however off the record he said it had something to do with the fact that you have sexually transmitted diseases that stem from sharks.

*What is the square root of (324.53^23) + ((665-24) * (324d)) if the sky is red? Evan is still reviewing his initial work but right now he says its (4.5!)d and he says the sky is fucia you jackass.